Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoBoats can't bend steel beams!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square123fedilinkarrow-up1986arrow-down118
arrow-up1968arrow-down1imageBoats can't bend steel beams!lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square123fedilink
minus-squareSocsa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34arrow-down2·3 months agoYeah but it literally floats so how heavy can it be?
minus-squareaffiliate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 months agoit floats way better than i do, so it can’t be that much heavier than i am. and let me tell you, there’s no way i could topple a bridge by running into it
minus-squareNumhold@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 months agoBut that could mean the ship is actually a witch! And witches do have a history of bringing down bridges.
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 months agoPhysics does not work that way goodnight!
Yeah but it literally floats so how heavy can it be?
it floats way better than i do, so it can’t be that much heavier than i am. and let me tell you, there’s no way i could topple a bridge by running into it
But that could mean the ship is actually a witch! And witches do have a history of bringing down bridges.
Physics does not work that way goodnight!