They call it the good book folks, well this here… This is the best book. The very best! Nobody else has books as good as this and trust me I know books folks, I wrote one too you know.
It’s called The Art of the Deal, and you know MAYBE if Jesus read it he coulda got a better deal with those romans you know. You’ll never see Trump up on that cross NOOOOO!
Still though Jesus… Very good guy, you should buy his book, this is the very finest most ACCURATE version too folks.
See, I’d pay $60 for a Trump Bible if the passages were written in the style of a Trump speech.
I probably wouldn’t pay for it, but holy shit I would pirate the hell out of that ebook.
Curious if this passage is still in that bible:
“I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.”