in my freshman year of college my friend and i were stoned af in the common room and he had a full bowl of frosted flakes in his lap. He stood up to grab the milk, completely forgetting about the bowl. lol. then the RA came in to see why we were vacuuming the common room at 11pm. lol.

I love eating cereal outside of traditional cereal hours. It really hits the spot

You’re actually frosted flakes and are eating stoned

I heard that those prevent you from jacking it, is that true?

Update: I’m now facing the consequences, as all that fiber has led to several trips to the bathroom.