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The original was posted on /r/jokes by /u/Omeganian on 2023-08-18 06:33:41+00:00.

Stalin takes it:

• This is Comrade Stalin.

(Pause)

• Ah, hello, Comrade Churchill.

(Pause)

• No.

(Pause)

• No.

(Pause)

• No.

(Pause)

• No.

(Pause)

• Yes.

(Pause)

• No.

(Pause)

• No.

(Pause)

• No. Goodbye, Comrade Churchill.

Stalin hangs up. Molotov asks:

• Comrade Stalin, you said “Yes” once.

• He asked if I can hear him okay.