Bell Curve Explanation:

  • Left Side: Some uninformed weirdo who thinks he can “own vegans [plant-based capitalism enjoyers]” by telling them this product isn’t vegan because of something like the mayo it comes with or the fact that it shares a grill with beef burgers.
  • Middle: Someone who, either through ignorance or coping, thinks that endorsing plant-based capitalism can fall under veganism.
  • Right Side: A vegan who understands that PBC isn’t vegan, and that’s why such a burger wouldn’t be vegan, especially with Impossible™'s animal testing controversies considered.