As part of the 𝖔𝖓𝖌𝖔𝖎𝖓𝖌 drama in my village, Prince Eric remains the only uninvited villager. Here’s why!

He:

• does not at all care how Ariel came to be mute and or where she came from. Yes, he took her in, but that was as far as it went. The man has money and doctors, and absolutely nooo sense whatsoever. 👎
• was 𝕊𝕆 shallow that he only cared about finding the source of the beautiful voice instead of important things like his crew or Ariel’s unmistakably 🎀BRIGHT RED HAIR🎀, which would have helped him identify her a whole lot sooner. ❌
• said “Ariel who?” and had the nerve to ℙℝ𝕆ℙ𝕆𝕊𝔼💍 to Ursula as soon as he heard Ursula’s voice. 💢
• “fell in love with” and married Ariel 𝓸𝓷𝓵𝔂 after she gets her voice back. 😡

Ariel, honey, ｗｈｅｒｅ is your sense of self worth? I’m sorry to do this to you but I am just going to have to protect you from yourself by not inviting him. You are the daughter of King Triton, the KING of Atlantis and he is just some prince who can’t keep a a ship afloat. I will not let you throw your life away for him. 𝖄𝖔𝖚 👏 𝖈𝖆𝖓 👏 𝖉𝖔 👏 𝖇𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗! If you want shallow trash 🚮, there’s plenty of it in the ocean, and I will not stand idly by while someone I care 💖deeply💖 about just walks into a toxic relationship. Nuh uh!

Note: this is mostly a satire post, I haven’t invited him for other reasons but if I do he’s going to be my only digger