• emptyother@programming.dev
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    And if he doesn’t, thats a “loss” for some reason. Nothing is actually lost mind you, there is no 7.5 trillion pounds of baby meat in a dump somewhere.

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      Nevertheless, we’ve fired the CEO and given him 6 billion pounds of baby meat for failing.

      • Got_Bent@lemmy.world
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        And he gets another sweet gig with another big company because he’s got “experience”

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      It was a loss because the CEO had already received an MBO in percentage of planned growth

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        Reminds me of the Reddit CEO who was sobbing that Reddit is not profitable (and that’s why they had to block 3rd party apps) while receiving a $200 million salary.

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    They also expects if a woman can give birth to a baby in nine months, nine women only need one month to “produce” a baby. Or even just eight or seven women, because of synergy effects.

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    My calculations show that around the age of 80 he will be massive enough to turn earth into a black hole if evenly distributed onto its volume

    Edit: actually by the age of 30, because I misread the current age to be 12 months

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      Because they don’t know anything that grows faster than exponential, and anything that grows slower doesn’t look as good in the reports

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        Slower growth is worse than faster growth. I want 10 million next week not next year.

        This kind of capitalism is a disease.