aasatru@kbin.earth to pics@lemmy.world · 6 months agoArrest of journalist Olga Fedorova (Alex Kent, New York, May 8 2024)kbin.earthimagemessage-square161fedilinkarrow-up1167arrow-down126
arrow-up1141arrow-down1imageArrest of journalist Olga Fedorova (Alex Kent, New York, May 8 2024)kbin.earthaasatru@kbin.earth to pics@lemmy.world · 6 months agomessage-square161fedilink
minus-squarejohsny@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up64arrow-down1·6 months agoDoes he have enough shit hanging off his belt?
minus-squareWaldowal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up105arrow-down2·6 months agoThose are “de-escalation devices”. First, you beat them with thing 1. If that doesn’t calm them down, you stun them with thing 2. If they are still not calm, you shoot them with thing 3. Repeat until America great again.
minus-squareGlifted@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up51arrow-down1·6 months agoI know you’re joking but this is basically how police operate
minus-squareSupraMario@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·6 months agoIt doesn’t help that they took the “the beatings will continue until morale improves” as a rule.
minus-squareMystikIncarnate@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoThis “rule” is highly accurate for recent events in the USA.
minus-squareMonkeMischief@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoOh, so like a WoW player’s hotkey-bar. 👍👍
minus-squareDamage@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·6 months agoIt’s not like he plans to move quickly anyway. Hasn’t in a while.
minus-squareFrostyTheDoo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·6 months agothat’s what the gun is for, the bullets can outrun anyone, even an unarmed child
minus-squareMonkeMischief@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 months agoDun matter how pumped up your kicks are. :(
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 months agohis donut holster is empty, so no, it needs a refill
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoNope. It should have his home address too.
Does he have enough shit hanging off his belt?
Those are “de-escalation devices”. First, you beat them with thing 1. If that doesn’t calm them down, you stun them with thing 2. If they are still not calm, you shoot them with thing 3. Repeat until America great again.
I know you’re joking but this is basically how police operate
Satire is dead
It doesn’t help that they took the “the beatings will continue until morale improves” as a rule.
This “rule” is highly accurate for recent events in the USA.
Oh, so like a WoW player’s hotkey-bar. 👍👍
But it’s tactical!
It’s not like he plans to move quickly anyway. Hasn’t in a while.
that’s what the gun is for, the bullets can outrun anyone, even an unarmed child
Dun matter how pumped up your kicks are. :(
his donut holster is empty, so no, it needs a refill
Nope. It should have his home address too.