I wouldn’t dare defile Douglas Adam’s memory by not mentioning that you should keep a towel with you at all times, but my second contender is a surprisingly short three-parter:
- never lie.
- never tell the whole truth.
- never pass up a chance to use a real bathroom.
Do not, and I can’t stress this enough! Put your dick, in crazy…
That usrname tho. What you just said hits different.
But I can fix them!!!