I wouldn’t dare defile Douglas Adam’s memory by not mentioning that you should keep a towel with you at all times, but my second contender is a surprisingly short three-parter:

  1. never lie.
  2. never tell the whole truth.
  3. never pass up a chance to use a real bathroom.
  • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    I’d add “Don’t defend any corp”.

    Not just talking to the Tesla bros either. I mean ANY corp. Including Steam.

    You can show support. But if/when they do something shitty, don’t be a bootlicker.

    Same with working. I’ve worked at a few major tech companies. No matter how many rainforests they saved or houses they built. At some point, a bad decision will infuriate you, or a new directive will aim for profits and people lose their jobs.

    They’re not your friend.