Presliced bread goes bad quicker and I also prefer a different slice thickness than what is usually offered. I don’t understand why it’s seen as such an achievement.

Nope. Good bread basically never comes in slices, and definitely not in the country that invented pre-sliced bread.

I used to bring up that Diane Feinstein was older than sliced bread to point out her age… but now it’s hard to say she is older. Need a new politician to rag on.

slice bread is also pretty good. But that’s nothing compared to what a steam engine can do given a bread slicer.

Have You heard about portable outhouses? God’s gift to humanity!