Why is this a “shitpost,” this is amazing!!!
Because you’re gonna have a hell of a shit after consuming that
That could be good the cup kinda makes it weird but it doesn’t seem much different than a taco salad supreme
Or — and hear me out here — you could put all those things on a plate and eat them like a person.
you could put all those things on a plate and eat them like a person.
That’s very civilized of you to use a plate when you eat people.
Plates aren’t very portable. That can fit in a cupholder.
Burn this abomination.
Consumption is a kind of burning.
It’ll burn my asshole on the way out, does that count?
Burn it by fire.
Technically that happened before it was assembled. Though they were skilled enough to not actually burn it, and just trigger a Maillard reaction.
Maillard*
Thanks, we certainly aren’t going for roast duck all the time