Pakal’s so great but he doesn’t have Bluetooth
Pakal was way too busy trying to teach everyone biology but not geology to understand how radio waves work.
Wonder why geology is forbidden. Couldn’t help but read that one in Edna Mode’s voice, ”No geology!”
Pakal is just running OpenBSD, he’s committed to the security of his systems.
but i want to live in chocolate :(
Have you tried going to the Land of Dairy Queen?
But chocolate
all of this is written in the codex and irrigation
“Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about”
Almost all carvings have his mark. It could be one of these two unrelated things or etc.
Edit: I meant _un_related things, which makes the “etc” completely open-ended, but I blew it.
I just want to know what a plane dragon is.
Have you seen the newest Indiana Jones movie? There’s a scene where some people mistake a an airplane for a dragon.
Newest Indiana Jones movie… you mean The Last Crusade? Haven’t seen it in a while, but it was the last Indiana Jones movie ever made.
Pakal bestowed upon his true believers the most rare and valuable resource of all, the period. Some say that even the most devout go years between blessings, so they must be very judicious in how they use such a wondrous gift.
The only person to ever make a UFO (unidentified flying object) other than Chuck Norris, who can use a single spinning roundhouse kick to turn anything into a homogenous mass in orbit.
You know what? Still not as insane as flat earthers.
If this is your only positive quality…ok wow.
Excuse me that is 100% a Phoropter, stop trying to covering up the real story here, the Mayans had perfect eyesight!
ALL HAIL PAKAL MAYAN ANCIENT OPHTHALMOLOGIST
