Mine got so raggedy that my toe caught in the hem. Fell down a hill and tore a tendon in my foot.

We called it soggy bottoms! In the winter as it dried sometimes it would leave a salt line 🤣

In contrast, I tried to buy a pair of “relaxed fit” men’s jeans at Target a few years back, fit properly-to-a-little-loose around the waist, and I couldn’t zip them up and have male genitalia at the same time. Had to triple check they were supposed to be for men.

Yeah, I got a bit of an ass on me, but I ain’t a pear. Most relaxed they had were still skinny jeans. Makes me miss my hand-me-down D-Lux jeans (we were poor, couldn’t afford Jncos… or new pants for the youngest child, apparently).

Your jncos may be frayed and soaked, but the Slim Shady LP just came out and you’re off to the theater with friends to see The Matrix.