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An animal, biped, featherless
Nice try glowies
I look like a greek god with a body rippling with muscles and a shock of flaming red hair. Not that you asked but im also incredibly honest and always tell the truth. Unlike this other guy I don’t guard a door with.
I’m sorry I legally not allowed to show or describe my looks online as it’s considered a high war crime.
Vaguely human-like
Mid
Pretty poorly, which is why I wear glasses.
As a color, that entirely depends on what my wavelength is. I personally vibe with the wavelengths of 490 to 500 nanometers. But I’m also quite fond of rocking 600 to 620 nanometers on some days!
Caution: Retinal damage can occur at or above 4,000 lux. Judge my brightness at your own risk!
- Cis male
- Late 30s
- Caucasian
- Overweight
- Slightly below average height
- Shaved head
- Full, long beard (brown with a few white strands)
- Nostril ring
- Large expanded ear lobes
All you need is a Harley Davidson now.
Lol, I know tonnes of bikers and none of them look like me. A lot of them make jokes about me being a muslim after growing the beard (I’m from a very white trash town).
Like a child cosplaying as an adult
Aging hipster.
A human balloon animal.
Like Grimace.
