The second verse of “Weird Al” Yankovic’s song, Headline News, is about these two.
Once there was this girl who
Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion
And when she finally made it
She saw some other girl who was better
And so she hired some guy to
Club her in the knee cap
Now you may find it inconceivable or rather very least a bit unlikely that
The relative position of the planets and the stars
Could have a special deep significance or meaning
That exclusively applies to only you
But, let me give you my assurance that
These forecasts and predictions are all based on
Solid, scientific, documented evidence
So you would have to be some kind of moron
Not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true
Where was I?
The second verse of “Weird Al” Yankovic’s song, Headline News, is about these two.
Our society would be far better if we, as a whole, quoted Weird Al more often.
Now you may find it inconceivable or rather very least a bit unlikely that The relative position of the planets and the stars Could have a special deep significance or meaning That exclusively applies to only you But, let me give you my assurance that These forecasts and predictions are all based on Solid, scientific, documented evidence So you would have to be some kind of moron Not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true Where was I?
God damn I can’t not hear it
Took me several tries back in the day to sing that all in one breath, but damn it, I was determined.
https://youtu.be/ZqUDguy4870?si=RbQRq-kF6N0S-AYd
Wow that music video sure is something. Thanks for that one
Wait, the events are real? 🤯
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_of_Nancy_Kerrigan
Yep, huge deal in the mid-90’s. Living through the 90’s was a wild ride for so many different reasons.
Hired some guy to do what
Edit: oh like in that movie