Former President Trump was found guilty on all counts in his historic and unprecedented criminal trial, making him the first former president of the United States to be convicted of a crime.
This is a great day for Conservatism, the rule of law is upheld.
God I would have loved to have been on that Jury. During the selection process when they ask “do you have any reason to be biased against the defendant?” I’d be like “Oh I recognize him! He sold steaks from The Sharper Image 20 years ago. I remember as soon as I saw the commercial I hopped in my car and tore ass to the LaGuardia airport but by the time I got there they’d been discontinued. What’s he been up to since then?”
God I would have loved to have been on that Jury. During the selection process when they ask “do you have any reason to be biased against the defendant?” I’d be like “Oh I recognize him! He sold steaks from The Sharper Image 20 years ago. I remember as soon as I saw the commercial I hopped in my car and tore ass to the LaGuardia airport but by the time I got there they’d been discontinued. What’s he been up to since then?”