Delta_V@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 25 days agoNew President of Mexico Warns of Remorseless Criminals North of Borderwww.borowitzreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1482arrow-down16
arrow-up1476arrow-down1external-linkNew President of Mexico Warns of Remorseless Criminals North of Borderwww.borowitzreport.comDelta_V@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 25 days agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squareCosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·25 days agoIt would be deeply, deeply ironic if Mexico decided to build a wall to keep US out. Tightened up visa requirements, making it require an act of Congress to be able to visit Cancun. I predict a brexit-like reaction from the alt-right. “I wanted a wall but not against me!”
minus-squaredjsoren19@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·25 days agowait but, if Mexico builds a wall and pays for it, wouldn’t Trump just claim it as a yuge win?
minus-squareGuy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·25 days agoThis was his plan the whole time.
minus-squareCrikeste@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·25 days agoThat’s only if the guards are ours; they won’t be in this scenario.
minus-squarethejoker954@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·25 days agoSomehow Mexico’s wall would be racist and an affront to American “Freedoms”. The right would be calling for war before the first brick was laid.
minus-squareeran_morad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-225 days agoIrony is long dead. This headline could easily be real fucking news.
minus-squareRolder@reddthat.comcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·25 days agoHow many politicians have cartels assassinated in Mexico again?
minus-squareGuy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-225 days agoI think we need some cartels…
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-225 days agoThe cartels aren’t assassinating people that don’t fight political corruption.
minus-squareRolder@reddthat.comcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·25 days agoWell, they also assassinate journalists, environmentalists, other notable activists too
It would be deeply, deeply ironic if Mexico decided to build a wall to keep US out.
Tightened up visa requirements, making it require an act of Congress to be able to visit Cancun.
I predict a brexit-like reaction from the alt-right.
“I wanted a wall but not against me!”
wait but, if Mexico builds a wall and pays for it, wouldn’t Trump just claim it as a yuge win?
This was his plan the whole time.
That’s only if the guards are ours; they won’t be in this scenario.
Somehow Mexico’s wall would be racist and an affront to American “Freedoms”.
The right would be calling for war before the first brick was laid.
Irony is long dead. This headline could easily be real fucking news.
How many politicians have cartels assassinated in Mexico again?
I think we need some cartels…
The cartels aren’t assassinating people that don’t fight political corruption.
Well, they also assassinate journalists, environmentalists, other notable activists too