No, I’m not here to complain about Ashlands. No, I’m not here to make the same QoL whining about hotkeys or inventory space upgrades. I have some truly unique quirky things that should be added and makes perfect sense for the world of Valheim. This is mostly tongue in cheek so take it with a grain of salt. I doubt any of these things will be changed and I’m fine with that.

1st off: Leviathan trees. Why can’t we harvest them? If you attempt to cut down the trees on the back of a Leviathan it makes the cutting noise but you do no damage to them. Nothing registers. I feel like it would make perfect sense to be able to cut these down and harvest wood. Now you may be asking, “Why in the world does this need to be added?” Why not? It’s a tree. It’s in the world. What about immersion?

Consider this: I am on my way to recover my body from a dangerous area. I packed all the necessary materials to set up another portal, except. I forgot one thing, wood for the workbench! It just so happens I come across not 1 but 2 Leviathans on my boat trip there. What need is there to get on these Leviathans if I already have a harpoon and am well beyond the Iron Age. They are simply obsolete. Unless, wood! I can gather wood along the way instead of veering my boat off course to another biome.

2nd: Why don’t chickens eat Vineberry seeds? They eat every other seed in the game. I have a plethora of vineberry seeds. 200+ in fact. “But chickens are obsolete!” I don’t care. I want more chickens around my farm. I want some omelettes so I don’t waste higher resources on higher stamina food for menial tasks.

3rd: I wish there were something you could get for collecting every Trophy in the game. Please make this something when v1.0 releases. Much like the fishers hat.

Lastly: I’m not sure how I feel about the fisher’s hat. I want it so bad but I also don’t want to go anywhere near the Deep North because of the way the procedural world updates itself with the release of each new Biome. I will simply wait.