ZeroCool@vger.social to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 6 months agoHow big is your desk?i.ibb.coexternal-linkmessage-square66fedilinkarrow-up1967arrow-down121
arrow-up1946arrow-down1external-linkHow big is your desk?i.ibb.coZeroCool@vger.social to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 6 months agomessage-square66fedilink
minus-squareOnno (VK6FLAB)@lemmy.radiolinkfedilinkarrow-up55·6 months agoSo, when you use 40 or so programming languages, your employer needs to supply a mansion… I’m okay with that. Now, where is the boss?
minus-square30p87@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up30·6 months ago'Yes boss, I need 16-Bit, 32-Bit and 64-Bit Arm and x86_64 ASM as well as MySQL, SQLite, Postgres, Firebird, Mongo and all other stuff too, so I need a lot of computers … of course all with Threadripper PRO 7995WX’s.
minus-squareZeroCool@vger.socialOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·edit-26 months agoCorporate be like “mandatory return to office aircraft hangar.”
So, when you use 40 or so programming languages, your employer needs to supply a mansion…
I’m okay with that.
Now, where is the boss?
'Yes boss, I need 16-Bit, 32-Bit and 64-Bit Arm and x86_64 ASM as well as MySQL, SQLite, Postgres, Firebird, Mongo and all other stuff too, so I need a lot of computers … of course all with Threadripper PRO 7995WX’s.
Corporate be like “mandatory return to
officeaircraft hangar.”