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minus-squareDarkard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up64arrow-down2·4 days agoRemarkable feats of engineering that are recreated by children every day with blocks of wood. Truly baffling indeed.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·4 days agoOkay, but we haven’t ruled out the possibility that the children are being trained by aliens.
minus-squareDarkard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·edit-24 days agoWell if they could do me a solid and teach me how to use Unity in my sleep that would be fucking ace.
minus-squareOutlierBlue@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 days agoNah, the aliens are too smart to use Unity after that run-time licensing bullshit they pulled last year.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·4 days agoHey, listen. They’re a hyper-advanced space faring super race, but they’ve still got limits.
minus-squarebrey1013@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down13·edit-24 days agoKids: famously building the pyramids of Giza daily. Edit: dammit children! Will you please stop constructing thousand-ton monoliths that last millenia in the middle of the living room!? What home is that not a daily occurance in? Right? Right?
Remarkable feats of engineering that are recreated by children every day with blocks of wood.
Truly baffling indeed.
Okay, but we haven’t ruled out the possibility that the children are being trained by aliens.
Well if they could do me a solid and teach me how to use Unity in my sleep that would be fucking ace.
Nah, the aliens are too smart to use Unity after that run-time licensing bullshit they pulled last year.
Hey, listen. They’re a hyper-advanced space faring super race, but they’ve still got limits.
Kids: famously building the pyramids of Giza daily.
Edit: dammit children! Will you please stop constructing thousand-ton monoliths that last millenia in the middle of the living room!? What home is that not a daily occurance in? Right? Right?