• Toribor@corndog.social
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    6 months ago

    Give each guy two spears. Now you have twice the spears and you didn’t even have to find more guys.

    Contact me for more tips on defeating dark lords.

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        6 months ago

        TBH it’s really easy to find spearmen if you have the spears. They require vastly less training than a swordsman or shieldbearer.

        “Keep the pointy end towards the enemy at all times.”

        “Sir, I’m a seasoned wheat farmer, I know how point sticks work thank you very much.”

    • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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      6 months ago

      The Dark Lord summoned 1000 hot naked succubus and my men’s about to succumb to the lure, how do i proceed?

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      6 months ago

      What would you do if you had 6000 spears and your high maintenance royal friend says it’s one third of what he hoped for?