spujb@lemmy.cafe to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 6 months agorule (reminder don't take dietary advice from internet strangers)lemmy.cafeexternal-linkmessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1175arrow-down10
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minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·6 months agoBut only if you unhinge your jaw and swallow the entire loaf whole.
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 months agoDon’t tempt me, my appetite for bread is bottomless
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoThat reminds me of the time I made my friend like sixty breadsticks in order to emulate “bottomless breadsticks” and he powered through like forty in a single day
But only if you unhinge your jaw and swallow the entire loaf whole.
Don’t tempt me, my appetite for bread is bottomless
That reminds me of the time I made my friend like sixty breadsticks in order to emulate “bottomless breadsticks” and he powered through like forty in a single day