When you think MURDER, think MARCUS MUNITIONS!

  • BougieBirdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    5 months ago

    The bullet machines will be for the campus law enforcement, the tots won’t get to use them.

    But they will get to try out the tech in cafeterias, so that they’ll be more conveniently denied a free lunch.

    • barsquid@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      Myopic of them. We’ve seen cops respond to school shooters by cowering. The only thing that can stop a bad tot with a gun is a good tot with a gun.