• milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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    (part III)

    “Taxi!! Good morning, please take me to this school.”

    Certainly. First we go to condom shop.

    “What?! No! Why would I want that!”

    How I know what you want? You tick, “no personalised ads.” So I not personalise.

    “Take me to this school, directly. No detours. No adverts. And you will take Republic credits.”

    What, you think you’re some sort of Jedi?