Dammit! I just saw this 2 hours ago on my youtube feed. I was going to come here and be like “GUYS!!! YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS!!!”. Then I’d post the video, and everybody would love me, and the whole world would crowd surf me around the nation, and chant my name, and make me king of the universe!!!

Yeah!!! That’s how that would have happened!!!

But, you beat me to it…gosh darnit! That was my chance to make George Clooney illegal! That smug bastard…