Management: Well we lost 8 billion dollars but we still don’t have any extra money for backups or remote reimaging or vdi, but we will buy you 700 plane tickets to go to each computer and boot it into safe mode, also you’re fired
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I think I will steal this.
Much less invest in a memory safe language. If they don’t take a serious look at Rust, Go, or some other memory-safe language… I’ll stop right there: they won’t. Management doesn’t give a fuck as long as the cost is within manageable margins, or they can fire a bunch of scapegoats but change nothing.
I’m willing to bet the threat of evil admin attacks will keep people up for a while.
Wall Street bets regards linked to an evil admin attack? 😕
Some guy posted a short thesis for crowdstrike just hours before the thing happened