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minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoCan she remember what she had for breakfast? If so, she’s got my vote.
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoShe could be a human suit full of spiders and she would have my vote.
minus-squareDreamButt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoThree dwarves in a trenchcoat, even
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoWell maybe you could be president if you stopped eating avocado toast and made coffee at home.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoI’d vote for you if you legalize my medicinal cocaine.
minus-squaredisguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoDon’t forget about my emotional support prostitute.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoI like both at the same time so you can try pushing rope into a bored looking lady for three hundred bucks an hour.
minus-squareLordTrychon@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoSeriously. I NEVER know what she had for breakfast.
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoBefore you say Trump can too, hamburgers don’t count as breakfast.
minus-squareTime@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down3·2 months agoAt least he remembered lol
Can she remember what she had for breakfast? If so, she’s got my vote.
She could be a human suit full of spiders and she would have my vote.
Three dwarves in a trenchcoat, even
And this is why I’ll never be president.
Well maybe you could be president if you stopped eating avocado toast and made coffee at home.
I’d vote for you if you legalize my medicinal cocaine.
Don’t forget about my emotional support prostitute.
I like both at the same time so you can try pushing rope into a bored looking lady for three hundred bucks an hour.
Seriously. I NEVER know what she had for breakfast.
Yikes.
Before you say Trump can too, hamburgers don’t count as breakfast.
At least he remembered lol