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minus-squarelugal@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·4 months agoPretty sure they will find a way to look good on paper while still doing more harm than good
minus-squaregoldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 months ago“In order to adequately test our new carbon capture system, obviously, we had to dump a couple trillion more tons of carbon into the atmosphere. Which, yeah, granted, does make it all that much more upsetting that the system didn’t actually work.”
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoThey will probably overdo it, probably with iron fertilisation of the ocean, and start a fucking ice age.
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoIt is a distinct possibility.
minus-squareTimLovesTech (AuDHD)(he/him)@badatbeing.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoThey’ll all buy credits, problem solved!
minus-squarethesporkeffect@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoCan we rebrand normal taxation as Non Fungible Energy Credits??
minus-squaredejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoConsidering that the USD is sometimes called the “petrodollar”, we’re just a name-change away.
Pretty sure they will find a way to look good on paper while still doing more harm than good
“In order to adequately test our new carbon capture system, obviously, we had to dump a couple trillion more tons of carbon into the atmosphere. Which, yeah, granted, does make it all that much more upsetting that the system didn’t actually work.”
They will probably overdo it, probably with iron fertilisation of the ocean, and start a fucking ice age.
It is a distinct possibility.
They’ll all buy credits, problem solved!
Can we rebrand normal taxation as Non Fungible Energy Credits??
Considering that the USD is sometimes called the “petrodollar”, we’re just a name-change away.