I would be responsible for creating more and more paper forms which have to be filled by hand before each task.
PS: Can you guess what I’m doing now?
I become a professional hotel critic.
I’m a teacher, so I guess now I spread misinformation on social media for a living. 🤡
You guys are getting paid?
Yes we are (see, I’m doing my part in spreading the misinformation)
I think the exact opposite would turn me into a literal pirate; stealing money in a way that statistically increases the risks of maritime commercial ventures.
Are you the port authority or what?
Maritime adjuster. My body is a machine that turns the inherent risk of fishing into box wine.
Discount Harbor Jesus!
This is a hilarious comment.
Whatever the guys in MS Cloudstrike did today.
I fix software bugs
Software engineer here. I’d become the worst thing I can imagine… a user.
I destroy media that large scale companies collect for various purposes.
Now I cut features from software one by one
You’ll have a promising career at Google
I do research on technologies that make airplanes heavier, increase their fuel consumption and make them fall out of the sky more often. Oh and I spend time in the classroom making sure students have no idea how to reverse it.
How is it working at Boeing?