That’s exactly what organized religions are designed to do in action, crowd control

No, someone should get his kneecaps

New phone, who dis?

Sir this is a c/lemmyshitpost

Yeah, there’s a rumour going around that it’s to distinguish Turkey country from turkey bird that I’m meeting about

Bob Odenkirk

No idea why he’s worth a mention tho

Turkey*

Turkiye is 🦃, Turkey is 🇹🇷

Moccamaster<3

I use debian btw

The control is right there, next to backspace

Oh god I had eyeliner for Halloween costume this year and wtf people why do you do this to yourself.

It’s pain in the ass to “install”, poking blind into your eyes with a pen, and then the removal is just impossible without like bleaching your eyes

Dumb fuck

I don’t give a married fuck/I don’t give a widowed fuck

No that’s simulated fucking. Imaginary would be a wet dream

First of all, stop using word “expat” when you’re talking of immigrants but from “better countries”

Hell yeah

“Beavers are 40-to-80-pound [18-to-36 kilogram] smelly bags of meat with really short legs”

11 year old pre-teen? He’s not a baby that requires constant supervision

Can confirm. I’m idiot most of the time

Put “never gonna give you up” playing on background every time they leave their PC unlocked

I’m allergic to cats, but I still think cats are more cute than humans so this is not entirely unreasonable.

That said, humans matter too - Slava Ukraini