… some kid in the daycare has lice.
We went through this a couple of years ago: one kid had a tonne of lice in his hair, my wife got infested and ended up shaving her head. The other kid and I lucked out.
Regardless of what happens, we’ve got some short summer haircuts in our future.
Dr. Spock called and asked if you’d tried gasoline?
eta: don’t try gasoline.
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Never Dr.!
Unless you’re talking about Dr. Spock, the pediatrician.