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Turtle: "I'm a big badass. You mammals should fear me." Humans: "Boop." Turtle: "OK that was not really in my plan, please do whatever you are doing and let me go please."

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Turtle: "I'm a big badass. You mammals should fear me." Humans: "Boop." Turtle: "OK that was not really in my plan, please do whatever you are doing and let me go please."

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Bonus material:

Classic snapping turtle copypasta
The actual paper cited
We need to address this company that still doesn’t do turtle pacification as per scientific consensus

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Thought it was for constipation until I read the text above it

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