Like Ted Cruz, Jorkin Depeanus Vance (his real name, people are telling me) is definitely a real normal human being. Definitely neither one is a collection of organisms wearing a skin suit.
It’s almost funnier than Frank providing a certificate that he doesn’t have “Donkey Brains” in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT4vVLvvb2U
They put out a news article stating that he is normal.
I cannot think of a less normal thing to do.
Like Ted Cruz, Jorkin Depeanus Vance (his real name, people are telling me) is definitely a real normal human being. Definitely neither one is a collection of organisms wearing a skin suit.
*Jance Dance Vance.
I’ve seen his long- form birth certificate.
This is all entirely false. He was born James Donald Bowman.
He changed it to Jorkin Depeanux Vance.
De-peanus?
Of dicks?
It’s pronounced De-paynus.
Ah 🧐
It’s almost funnier than Frank providing a certificate that he doesn’t have “Donkey Brains” in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT4vVLvvb2U
It’s like writing a song about not diddling kids, to get people to think you don’t diddle kids.