𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoScratch that. Let's do an airstrike instead.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1255arrow-down112file-text
arrow-up1243arrow-down1imageScratch that. Let's do an airstrike instead.lemmy.world𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square24fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMr_Blott@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down8·3 months agoWho the fuck is actually taking a shit in a public toilet?!? That’s literally a life or death situation, nobody actually does this, do they?
minus-squarepipe01@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·3 months agoSometimes you don’t have a choice
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 months agoI feel very badly for your poor colon.
minus-squareMr_Blott@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·3 months agoI shit in the morning. I thenceforth do not have to worry about shitting throughout the whole day. I worry about your diet
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoYou’re supposed to poop more than one time a day! I worry about your colon!
minus-squareI_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoThree times per day to three times per week is considered “normal.” You’re both fine. https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptoms/17791-frequent-bowel-movements
minus-squareDroggelbecher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoWhen I have to take a shit and there’s a toilet, i shit.
Who the fuck is actually taking a shit in a public toilet?!?
That’s literally a life or death situation, nobody actually does this, do they?
Sometimes you don’t have a choice
I feel very badly for your poor colon.
I shit in the morning. I thenceforth do not have to worry about shitting throughout the whole day.
I worry about your diet
You’re supposed to poop more than one time a day!
I worry about your colon!
Three times per day to three times per week is considered “normal.” You’re both fine.
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptoms/17791-frequent-bowel-movements
When I have to take a shit and there’s a toilet, i shit.