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minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·4 months agoBorn too late to be blissfully unaware about technology Born too early to be blissfully unaware about technology Born in just the right time to have the cursed knowledge on how all of the cobbled together tech stack out there barely works
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoEvery time I use an ATM I get the mental image of a 70 year old COBOL programmer desperately trying to patch holes in a sinking ship with a roll of duct tape.
minus-squarePrison Mike@links.hackliberty.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoMe too, except any time I have to deal with the US banking system. Ever used ACH? What a wreck.
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoIt’s a fucking nightmare, but I have heard rumors that it is in the process of being replaced with a new nightmare.
Born too late to be blissfully unaware about technology
Born too early to be blissfully unaware about technology
Born in just the right time to have the cursed knowledge on how all of the cobbled together tech stack out there barely works
Every time I use an ATM I get the mental image of a 70 year old COBOL programmer desperately trying to patch holes in a sinking ship with a roll of duct tape.
Me too, except any time I have to deal with the US banking system. Ever used ACH? What a wreck.
It’s a fucking nightmare, but I have heard rumors that it is in the process of being replaced with a new nightmare.