*folds world map in half
*sticks pencil throughI honestly believe that sometimes, my genius, it generates gravity.
You youngsters with your Einstein Rosen-bridges! Always in too much of a hurry to take the scenic route!
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Low IQ: it’s not a straight line
Medium IQ: it’s a geodesic on a sphere, so it is a straight line
High IQ: it’s not a straight line
He’s right, you know.
About the line?
About everything, damn it!
THAT would be one god damn brutal sail. Both horns, Southern Atlantic crossing followed up by the Indian Ocean.
The range of foulies you would need to bring would be 3/4 of your pack. Foulies underwear and A sock (you’re going to lose one anyways)
Ridiculous. This line is clearly gay.
Your dad and I think you should start looking for a job.
