Who… Who’s the first one? I don’t recognize her lmao
Apparently it’s Beyoncé. I didn’t recognise her either.
Beyond what?
Beyond recognition.
Taking a guess here but maybe Shakira?+1 for Cunningham’s Law
All these modern musicians would be nothing without Grug. He invented music himself when he started beating a log, but now no one remembers him
I’ll have you know Og resents being ignored as the world’s first screamo vocalist.
His first minuet was better. He sold out. Whatever, I’m over it.
oh, you mean the guy that declined tons of money to commit treason against Queen Elizabeth (original) for the Pope even tho the Queen was talking shit about him? if being loyal to your Anglican Queen over money and your own Catholicism is “selling out”, then yes, he did “sell out”. or if by “selling out”, you mean that he wrote real songs about depression rather than court-approved fancy-pants uppity shit the jesters were twerking to, then yeah, he “sold out” there too…get out of here with that bullshit.
JOHN DOWLAND KEPT IT REAL