I’VE FOUND IT, BROTHER!
I TRIED CRANKING THAT HOG, BUT HE GOT PRETTY PISSED
YOU HAVE TO OVER COME THE HOG WITHIN BEFORE YOU CAN CRANK THE HOG FROM WITHOUT
IN PUBLIC?
ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC AROOOO
WISE WORDS BORTHER
HAVE YOU CHECKED UNDERNEATH YOUR BED?
HERE I SIT, BROKIN HEARTED
CRANKED M’HOG BUT COULDN’T START ITA TRADGEDY I WOULDN’T WISH ON MY WORST ENEMY BROTHER!
I’LL LET YOU CRANK MINE, MFER AROOO
HELL YEAH BROTHER, SHARING IS CARING, AROOOO
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SPEAK UP BROTHER. I CAN’T HEAR YOU.
actually without a hog being cranked, it’s quite quiet around here…
BROTHER, I CAN’T HEAR YOU. SPEAK UP!
WHAT’S THAT? I THINK I’VE BEEN CRANKING MY HOG SO LONG I GOT TINNITUS.
WHAT DID YOU SAY? I’M SORRY, I THINK I HAVE HEARING DAMAGE FROM CRANKING MY HOG