Hell yeah I’d do it! I could stand to sleep an extra 2 or 3 hours every night and then just give it all away. Then I’d show up to every single work function with a super smug “I donate sleep” Red Cross T-shirt.

I would be a genuine super sleeper. They would know me by name at the sleep donation center.

This sounds like an excellently exploitable thing that capitalism will quickly make mandatory.

I wonder if they would erect the same barriers to donating sleep that don’t allow me to donate blood even though I want to.