• LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1 month ago

      Fuck, I have to be honest… I am neither a Republican or Democrat, but I haven’t figured it out either. I just look longingly at the 3 shells and think of the beach to assist the process, then turn the knob on the bidet. Best 27? Dollars I spent this year. While paper products are running scarce and another hurricane on the way, I’m glad I really don’t even have to care much about toilet paper anymore.

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      1 month ago

      It’s so shameful to talk about what happens in the privy. Perhaps best to separate boys from girls until they are adults, at 25.

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        Except that girls clearly become adult enough to marry and have kids at whatever age gets them pregnant. It’s obviously what God intended. /s