Hey friends!! I know our numbers are not has big here as our group once was but I love you all. I was in the Reddit snark when we were under 500 and I appreciate you all!! It’s World Mental Health day - an important day to me - but the past few years I have felt disgusted as every influencer with perfect profile photos and the most idiotic traumas use today to be “relatable” or “real”. It’s so gross seeing their posts complaining about everyday shit like folding the laundry or watching TV in the middle of the day.
Whatever you’re struggling with I hope you all feel seen, supported and loved. If not - find it, find someone to help you find it. If you’re feeling heavy today I hope you know you are a real WOW - worthy and fuckin important.
On my snark note our B Sarah is so self observed in France that she forgot skinsuits birthday and to play her mental heath card. Influencer priorities - just tuck stuff away until it’s convenient!
Thanks for your post! I love our little group too and it feels like we’re doing what we can to combat the mindfuck the Influencers hand people daily. World Mental Health Day is the perfect time to remember these people don’t care one bit about their followers’ health they only care about the clicks.
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This is so nice and lovely to read! I also LOL’d at skin suit so thank you haha. I hope you’re having a good day ♥️.
She is just beyond belief. She’s going to Paris and only has 2 hours but thinks she should go to Disney instead of seeing Paris. I don’t know why anyone follows her. She doesn’t appreciate the opportunities she’s been given.
She is truly so pathetic. Gets a free opportunity of a lifetime, people dream of moments like this and her biggest concern is using her two precious hours in Paris to go to Disney.
She has money to make a trip to Disney Paris happen herself but god forbid she spend her own money for that. She’s just grifting for a free trip to Disney Paris now.
I hope.this makes every single person unfollow. How privileged is she? Oh and Birdshit, your hair is fried!! I also think caudalineeeee is making your face puffy and red…lmfao. love that for you!
She’ll blame it on French for not having gluten free offerings for her.
Face so puffy from all the wine drinking
She would ditch the entire group and eff off to Disney , such a spoiled selfish wanker.
Did she ditch the group or did she actually have the ability to read the room and realize none of them like her? Also going off on her own gives less chance of more candid shots from them
No she decided not to, not enough time. Luckily someone with a brain messaged her to say that it is unrealistic, she’s still a spoiled selfish wanker though 😬
Ugh. This pisses me off. This entitled bitch is humming and haaaing about going to Disney paris while the world ismin chaos. NC is under water…war in Middle East, hurricane about to hit Tampa hard, people under financial stress and she has the audacity to ask her followers if she should go to Disney to take a pic (would have to pay to get in which isn’t cheap) or go at a later time for the full experience. Fucken hate her!
Not to mention the time she’s probably spent in that bathroom obsessing over how she looks instead of enjoying her surroundings. She’s such sad human. She resharing a lot too which means she’s just sitting around scrolling. She could go learn to ride a bike.
And thinking maybe she’d just go to Disney to get a selfie and try the food… Imagine being so utterly clueless to even say that! The food, history, culture in Paris doesn’t even seem to be on her radar and she isn’t remotely interested. Just thinking about Disney and filtering and editing herself into oblivion on her mind, as usual. 🙄
I swear she posted this exact same type of video on another trip where she had to wear workout clothes. I’d have a hard time being confident too if I used filters to change my face and body and then had to show myself in public without them. She’d have a lot easier time if she was just herself 100% of the time.
I’m cackling at her face here though, can tell she’s sucking in for dear life lol.
So in her pool video she posted…where are all her stretch marks? Is it magic water or air? Her stretcharks go up to her breasts almost…but ya…disappear in the the pool. Weird??? Stop fucking filtering Birdshit.
Maybe the water there has the magic powers of Iceland? 😂
What is wrong with her? This very obviously some sort of filter.
Verrrrry obvious!!!
Obviously. She,has no stretch marks when in reality they are big, long and deep.
You are correct! I can’t see them at all in this video.
Had the exact same thought. Did she set the camera up so far away hoping that no one would notice?
Lmfao. Sucking in so hard and she’s filtered. You could see her stomach through her black dress yesterday and it was a lot bigger. She’s a fraud
I don’t know anything about Glamzilla and I’m just watching her stories to see Birdie but I did think her story with the yoga clothes seemed honest.
The left side of her arm blending into the wall tho…bwhahaha
Of course them going to the Eiffel tower is all about Sarah’s first time seeing it. Yet this is a woman who wanted to bag off the Paris day to go see the goddamn disney castle and take a selfie with it, she didn’t even care about the Eiffel Tower yesterday!!
She seriously has no smarts or street smarts at all. 2 valuable things right in the open, for anybody to just run by and grab…which they do. Idiot
How does this happen? “Ok, ok someone film me walking seeing the Eiffel Tower” it’s crazy! So staged!
How she must really be feeling inside having Sasha and Glamzilla acting like they practically live in France part time. This B list underwear model wants to be fancy but she’s all Amazon links and porch geese.
She got a free trip…and…she didn’t do shit.
She always has to be the wide eyes wittle girl how just jumped off daddy’s lap. Moron.
Yes - the childlike wonder crap - it’s a personality she should give a rest. She just comes of as needy and stupid.
The eyes are giving psycho
I would love to know why someone is filming her. The fake voice she channeled made gag “Wow”
I wondered too. She really thinks she’s living in a reality show and needs a camera on her at all times.
Is this forehead bump/ridge/terrain I keep seeing in the unedited by her pics from too much Botox?
Like a cling on
As someone who once got too much Botox, yes.
If she doesn’t immediately plan a trip to go back to France I will be shocked.
100%. I bet in a matter of weeks she’ll be announcing a trip there. Will she bring her kids is the question?
Not so teeny tiny Birdshit…love candids
I feel this picture post was sooooooo calculated and intentional. They don’t like her
I feel that too
I took the same screenshot lol Glamzilla said she is a size 14 now and no shade but Birdie looks a little bigger than her 🫣
She resembles that old “before” photo she loved/loves to haul out.
Right! I thought the same!
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No one even adjusted the seat. Bunch of influencers don’t even know how to use a bike. She’s using it like those glider bikes for toddles 😂.
Can this possibly be another 6k upvote on Instagramreality? This side by side is damning
Oh this was shocking!
Nobody likes her 😂
Oh my gosh! I was sure you were mistaken but that is Sarah! What a fraud! She’s all posing and angles and instagram magic.
I was shocked too! Unreal eh!
Wow 😮
Someone has the mentality of a child if they choose Disney over the streets of Paris.
She’ll always be like this look at her mother
Lmfao. Their last name is corney
" so much to see and do and BUY…" Her mother is as bad as she is.
Idiot in Paris
She thinks she’s being so chic and classy but as always with her she just comes off looking like an idiot. What kind of 39 year old carries around a toddler purse in Paris?
Also the extra baggy clothes this week is just hilarious. She thinks she’s being Parisian but she’s just doing it to hide her body from cameras.
This is giving some serious privileged white lady mocking and disrespecting a foreign culture. Super gross, not cute, clever or funny AT ALL!
Nice Halloween costume mom.
Omg people don’t wear those hats…anyways…she’s looking so much larger than she’s been portraying…
Yes and wearing baggy clothing pretending that she’s embraced a different “style” while in France when she’s really trying to hide.
This photo is ridiculous, there being fun and quirky and then there’s being ignorant.
I laugh that she’s hiding the weight she didn’t lose. This show what a crappy, self centred person she is. She faked extreme weight loss because she values thin people more. Her lies and fraud-filters make people feel bad about their bodies and faces. What a bitch.
Is this her ugly pleather jacket?! It’s so ugly. She looks like an idiot.
I just looked at the post - it’s a new ugly leather jacket 😂. Is she trolling us?
Really?? It looks identical to the other pos she thinks looks good.
Not hideous pleather jacket 2.0 😱 why does she refuse to invest in quality staples for her wardrobe. Especially if it’s her career job to be photographed and promote things as an alleged professional.
It’s because it hasn’t been gifted to her yet.
I’ve had so many WTF moments observing Sarah but this pep talk and “you did it, you made it to Paris” from Glamzilla is absurd. Sarah could have travelled to France, many, many times. What’s better than a sponsored trip to Paris?! One you saved for, planned and get to enjoy with your favourite people or your family. I’ve never observed these self absorbed influencers on a brand trip before and I’ve never been more disgusted! I hope woman don’t think this is goals - it’s not!
I wonder what version of Sarah teen bride story she told them acting like a trip to Paris was out of reach.
She probably discussed how she was almost living on the streets, one of her many bold faced lies. Her parents do well. Her ex husband does well. What 20 year old gets to buy a home without having a job? A spoiled one. She wasn’t a penniless single mom. She was a women who decided she was bored with her hard working husband and wanted to have more fun and freedom, so she left. She didn’t have a messy divorce, her ex hasn’t dragged her name. She was handed a career on a silver platter. She lived with her parents for a few months. She went out. She partied and then she rolled right back into her home. Daddy bought it back for her. She’s a spoiled brat.
She acts like a toddler and gets treated like one. It’s so bizarre.
Such a simple statement and so very true! Astounding!
Bonjour
Filter is glitching up on the C. Aaaand in about a zillion other spots. Nice work, bird.Lmao.
She acts so fucking weird when she’s alone in her bed in a hotel room. Like she’s always looking off like she’s talking to someone in the room yet she’s all by herself with her phone. Just a weirdo.
I don’t know how anyone can take this airhead seriously.
God I hate her face
“I don’t drink”….send Maury this pic
She’s a creepy weirdo.
I do not really no much about being an influencer or whatever they are logistically. Does the brand know what they are getting or do they only see what we see? When she arrives is it a straight up what we ordered vs what we got🤔
I’m only assuming they care about their follow count and other stats. 🤷♀️
Ohhh, ok that makes “sense”, as much as any of this bizarro brand rep thing can. I am naive in my thinking the brand looks for people to represent them in a professional manner 🙃 If I was the brand I would be horrified by what she has been posting BTS of the trip that was paid for to promote the brand. The belly on the counter, the penis tree, etc… Clearly that is not how it works😂 because brands keep using her.
And acting like a tool about speaking French. She is so uncultured.
Much like when NFL Canada sent her to Brazil and her content was awful. She legit made a video of Shane tackling her to take her to bed to prove how much he loves her body, like what did nfl Canada think of how she showcased that trip.
Some of her sloppiest photo editing yet on her most recent grid post. Wonky lines behind her, warped pool edges…yikes.
I wonder how her SOO “family” feels about this?! What a slap in the face to never travel there to visit but she’ll go as a “speaker”. She just gets worse and worse.
Please notice how every speaker has a title or qualification, but hers is just her Instagram tag. 🙄
And she is listed 1st. Is that supposed to indicate she is top dog here?
I would read it like a concert. She’s the opening band that’s on so early and nobody wants to see
🤣 I like the way you think!
I wouldn’t pay a dime to see this dipshit.
They probably don’t want to see her. It’s not like she’d interact with them or genuinely visit.
How many days will this France performance be?
Shoulder pulled back (check). Neck extended and strained (check). Side profile face (check). So effin predictable. Lets not mention the fresh filler to the hills and the orange tone is certainly oranging
Everything is so curated. She’s the biggest joke!
Looked a lot bigger in the picture you didn’t take Birdshit
So far my takeaway is, Caudalie over charges their loyal customers for their products so they can afford to fly useless “influencers” across the planet so they can be treated to a 5* experience for absolutely no reason.
This is a thoughtful statement! This trip has the value of a month’s or two salary. Are they attributing their success selling serums to these influencers?! I guess the trips, in theory, are in lieu of them paying for advertising but it’s all based in the same gross manipulative culture of trying to keep up with 1% socialite culture. The brand is tapping into insecurities, sadness and feelings of not being good enough to make bank. It’s sad and I hate these brands who, like influencers, may have once had a good vision but now just portray abundance in a way that will never help woman feel truly loved or strong.
See what they’re doing here? Very cult. Very MLM
Caudalie isn’t even showcasing it on their own IG! I don’t understand the point! Glamzilla has kinda talked about the products, but the other ones have not at all!! I have learned nothing. It’s so stupid and weird.
Glamzilla is using old content regarding products it seems. That Izzi chick has posted jack! I have no idea who the hell she is or what she does. The Caudalie pr girl has less than 2,000 instagram followers and is posting squat. I have zero idea what the point is other than spending a butt load of $$$ on these clowns.
Yep! With Sarah sharing her affiliate links and her 250$ shoes. Hag.
Lmao those basic ass shoes are $250? PASS
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Maybe she should look at her actual face lol
Little?
I just love all these candids of her that she isn’t posting lol
Where are the lifted brows and huge eyes? Oh and the neck and point chin? So weird they are only in her photos…
I thought she was a size 2-4? What happened?
I think the problem is she starts to swell during the day! She back to being petite this morning. 😉
I find it shocking/not actually shocked that she considers this sloppy frumptastic lewk acceptable for a “professional” event…IN SUPER DUPER FASHIONABLE FRANCE!!! If there was ever a time to pull it together this was the moment. The cheap transparent poly blend sweater that makes my pits sweat looking at it, the terrible ill fitting jeans, the why would you pair with those shoes, shoes. I know she wears oversized unflattering “fits”🙄 every time she may seem in the wild but this is too much. It’s so bad!!!
Sure 👍 I can feel the pain just looking at them.
affiliate those are the ugliest shoes ever!
Waiting for the black toes after walking around in these all day.