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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/21396125 Stephen Starr in Hamtramck, Michigan Mon 14 Oct 2024 11.00 EDT
minus-squaresudoer777@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down3·11 hours agopassenger 1 - “Oh crud. Our boat is sinking. We are in great peril indeed.” captain - “We’re going to be okay everyone, just get into this liferaft.” Pulls out liferaft with a huge fucking hole in it. passenger 1 - “Is this the only liferaft we’ve got?” captain - “Yes, but don’t worry about the hole, it won’t sink and we’ll be fine I promise.” passenger 2 - “Hey guys, I have a liferaft over here that doesn’t have a hole in it.” captain - “Guys, that’s not important right now. Our boat is sinking.” passenger 1 - “Eh, I guess I’ll go in that one.” passenger 3 - “Sure me too, captain says we should - wait where’s captain?” Looks up, in the distance sees captain floating away on functional liferaft. captain - “So long fuckers!” Passengers board remaining liferaft, liferaft sinks, the passengers die.
minus-squarecapital@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down5·10 hours agoWhere you fucked up: passenger 2 - “Hey guys, I have a liferaft over here that doesn’t have a hole in it.” You can’t reach the other one with no holes. One of 2 things is happening with this comment. You actually don’t know how FPTP voting works. You’re pretending to not know how FPTP voting works.
passenger 1 - “Oh crud. Our boat is sinking. We are in great peril indeed.”
captain - “We’re going to be okay everyone, just get into this liferaft.”
Pulls out liferaft with a huge fucking hole in it.
passenger 1 - “Is this the only liferaft we’ve got?”
captain - “Yes, but don’t worry about the hole, it won’t sink and we’ll be fine I promise.”
passenger 2 - “Hey guys, I have a liferaft over here that doesn’t have a hole in it.”
captain - “Guys, that’s not important right now. Our boat is sinking.”
passenger 1 - “Eh, I guess I’ll go in that one.”
passenger 3 - “Sure me too, captain says we should - wait where’s captain?”
Looks up, in the distance sees captain floating away on functional liferaft.
captain - “So long fuckers!”
Passengers board remaining liferaft, liferaft sinks, the passengers die.
Where you fucked up:
You can’t reach the other one with no holes.
One of 2 things is happening with this comment.
You actually don’t know how FPTP voting works.
You’re pretending to not know how FPTP voting works.
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