Justin Beaver
Omg. It’s the Beavles!
Rooftop concert!!!
Don’t mention “the incident”!
The one from Beavers and Butthead?
Bieber is German for beaver. Finally someone made the connection.
Anything but metric!
“Bi(e)ber” is German for “Beaver”
Does justin bieber vary in height so much that they had to specify using his ‘average height’?
People vary in height throughout the day due to spine compression. You are at the tallest in the morning before your spine has had time to compress. Adults get shorter as they age largely due to the same phenomenon taking place over many years.
But I think that says “average human” and not “average height”.
Bóbr kurwa!
THAT is a kurwing bober
Bieber for scale
Next the beavers will be saying that they’re bigger than Jesus Christ.
which one did Winona have?
They were going to say “bigger than Jesus” but it was deemed too controversial.
Bigger than wrestling!
This reads like a No Such Thing As A Fish fact
Am I the only one confused because the beaver is clearly shorter than the Bieber?
Bigger != taller explicitly
But could they sing as good as him? Scientists say probably.
Why is the beaver smaller than Bieber?
