I’ll start off with one, Being upset about a breakup that happened hundreds of years ago.

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      Pets? Dude, everyone around you will just perish.

      You will have to move state to state after three decades. New identity, new job, basically new “life” so as not to raise any suspicions.

      You do not wanna spend the rest of the eternity being a state government “lab rat”

      I believe there’s a movie about this.