If a woman says she doesn’t want to fuck Elon, his fanboys automatically come back with “you’re just jealous because you know he would never consider fucking you” or something similar.
They cannot imagine a woman exists who would not fuck Elon if she had the chance…let alone lots of them.
Source: am a woman. Do not want to fuck Elon. Have been in way too many conversations where his fanboys are present.
Women fucked that. shudder
If a woman says she doesn’t want to fuck Elon, his fanboys automatically come back with “you’re just jealous because you know he would never consider fucking you” or something similar.
They cannot imagine a woman exists who would not fuck Elon if she had the chance…let alone lots of them.
Source: am a woman. Do not want to fuck Elon. Have been in way too many conversations where his fanboys are present.
“oh yeah? well…”
“and I’ve got nunchucks under my racecar bed that my mum doesn’t know anything about!”
Easy af to hip fire a 50 cal while walking. Note how he makes no mention of hitting intended targets
I mean he says he’s owned the cowboy hat for 10 years and still had it on backwards…
He doesn’t say he owned it for 10 years, he says it’s 10 years old. He borrowed it from a cowboy just before he put it on backwards 🙈
I stand corrected, and that is entirely believable.
The sad part is, I can imagine him doing it and thinking that it’s a great ‘gotcha’, and that he’s super smart…
Is he actually justifying wearing a cowboy hat backwards by saying he shoots guns?
He’s like Mac from Always Sunny, only without the likeability.