A cucumber does not have a flared base.
do people actually do this.
arent they usually like too big?
Oh my sweet summer child.
Have friends who work in surgery. Trust me when I say cucumbers are the tamest thing people will shove in themselves.
There’s a genre called fisting, go figure out. Takes a lot of practice, but feels really satisfying once you’re able to do it.
I forget what commedian said “Humans are the weirdest species on earth. You never hear of a bear hunting down a live mouse, and shoving it up their own ass for sexual pleasure. Only humans do that.”
Yes, no, and they can still become a dish if you wrap them right…Or so I have heard…
Rinse it off and it could still go into a delicious dish.
Be really careful with that though if you have immunodefficiancy.
If you like to talk to tomatoes…
If a squash can make you smile… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
oh wheree is my hairbrush? oh WHEEERE is my hairbrush?
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Someone named CHEESE_GREATER had a comment on the topic, and deleted it.
…god damn. I bet it was the best comment here.
So a lasagna.
Ass lasagna
In a manner of speaking, yes
Take it back
I hope that this is a true story
Ribbed for cucc’s pleasure
