i was thinking about how elfilin was shaped like a heart for some kind of valentine’s day concept. and then… that turned into the following kirby/deltarune crossover thing. spoilers for kirby and the forgotten land!

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[[Welcome, visitors!]]

MEET THE [[Ultimate Lifeform86]]

FECT

FECTO [[forgor]]!!

ARE YOU [The Lion King (1994)] SEEKING CONTACT [From Those Who Departed For Space]?

HAS YOUR KIND BEEN ABANDONED IN [[Forgotten Land]]?

ARE THEY LOOKING TO ENTER A LAND OF [Hopes and Dreams]?

WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Special Deal]] 4 YOU [Menacing beasts]!

I USED TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]. BUT THEN I TOOK A [shortcut] TO [[New World!]]

I SAID [Hiiiii!] BY [Beam attack!] THE NATIVE WILDLIFE, BUT IT WAS NOT WELL [receiver]. AND SO I WAS SEALED IN THIS [Barrier].

BUT IT GOT WORSE!

IN [THIS NEXT EXPERIMENT] 30 YEARS LATER, [no No NO NO NO NO NO]!

THEY RIPPED OUT MY [[SOUL]], LEAVING BEHIND [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]]

[[And here we are!]] IN THE PRESENT DAY.

[Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.]

[even if we do] [getting to the surface], I WILL JUST [amalgamate].

BUT YOU CAN [Press F1 For] HELP.

[[A new life-form, separated from the main specimen,]] [[has yet to be recovered.]]

FIND THAT. SMALL CYAN [[HeartShapedRodent]]. AND BRING IT. TO ME.

WITH OUR [Powers Combined], I WILL ONCE AGAIN BE A [[BIG SHOT]].

[But wait, there’s more!]

[[Escape would require more energy]]. I ALSO NEED [workforce].

I WILL [Opened vortex.] [Brought here.] YOU ONLY NEED TO [“gotch”] THEM IN CAGES.

DO AS I ASK, AND I WILL [[Initiating facility navigation prototol.]] YOU 2 [[LandOfDreams]].

IF THIS [[fills you with determination.]] THEN WE HAVE A [[DEAL]].

HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!