My big dream was joining the next level of human accomplishment by being vegan but it’s impossible for me to relinquish a good blood sausage so technically I will stay vegetarian -thanks to my uncles who perform some blood-letting on their happy cows for me.

Just want to say thank you all for your sacrifice I just can’t do it but I almost did!

  • toomanypancakes@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    You were close, which only counts in veganism and hand grenades. You can essentially just check that dream off, good enough.

    • ayyndrew@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      I tell people I’m vegan because it’s easier, and to be fair I only eat meat on Fridays (and weekends) (and if I’m offered it, it would be rude to decline)

  • nova@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    No one is ACTUALLY vegan (lol could you imagine???). It’s all just virtue signaling. Just shout in everyone’s face that you’re vegan and then they’ll think you’re a good person which is all that matters.

  • BadassSoyDaddy@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Uncles are great. My uncle doesn’t have cows, but he still gets me a couple pints of the good red stuff every month.