“For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” is a six-word story, and one of the most famous examples of flash fiction. Versions of the story date back to the early 1900s, and it was being reproduced and expanded upon within a few years of its initial publication.
The story is popularly misattributed to Ernest Hemingway; this is implausible, as versions of the story first appeared in 1906, when Hemingway was 7 years old, and it was first attributed to him in 1991, 30 years after his death.
Each panel with Hemingway speaking has him saying exactly 6 words.
You sir are impressively detail oriented
You are noteworthy for your consistency.
Is it coincidence? I think so.
Transubstantiation remains a reprehensible pseudophilosophical topic.
Couldn’t think of any lyrics
No, I never wrote the lyrics
So, I’ll just sing any old lyrics
That come to mind, childThis song is just
six
words
long
This song is just
six
words
longI love that it’s seven.
was bird
had friend
he deadHis first name should have been chad
It was.
Chaddest Hemingway
When eaten, garlic thins your blood.
Thus making you easier to drink.
What if snakes on a plane?
